Joe DitzelBREAKING: Trump issues multiple executive orders within hours of being electedDonald Trump won the presidency once again and is wasting no time. Today he issued a flurry of executive orders:1h ago1h ago
Joe Ditzel10 things Trump failed to get done as PresidentToday, Nov. 4, is Election Day In America. Voters are choosing between Kamala Harris/Democrat and Donald Trump/Republican. Trump is often…1d ago1d ago
Joe DitzelI’ll be right there: The last second Uber riderMARCUS, 32, is in his apartment, talking to his phone camera for his new self-help vlog: “Life Optimization Tips with Marcus.” He’s wearing…4d ago4d ago
Joe DitzelJohnny Football 2.0: Because Cleveland Loves a Good TrainwreckThe Cleveland Browns have never been averse to revisiting old mistakes. It’s practically a part of their brand. And so, with Deshaun…Oct 23Oct 23
Joe DitzelElon Musk Promises Free Tesla Motorcycles to All Trump Voters: “Badassery on Two Wheels”Elon Musk announced today that every American who votes for Donald Trump in the upcoming election will receive a brand-new Tesla electric…Oct 21Oct 21
Joe DitzelCostco lands contract to serve $1.50 hot dogs and $2 pizza at the 2024 League Championship SeriesCostco has been named the official food provider for both the American League and National League Championship Series, bringing their…Oct 16Oct 16
Joe DitzelApple Introduces SynapTap AI that automatically connects your iPhone to your brainIn a move that has catapulted us straight into a Black Mirror episode, Apple announced their latest innovation: SynapTap AI. Forget…Oct 15Oct 15
Joe DitzelTesla Introduces The Thunderstorm: A Classic V8 Beast for the New AgeFOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEOct 14Oct 14
Joe Ditzel10 things cocky pickleball players say1. “Yeah, these paddles are custom-made from carbon-fiber-reinforced polymer with a titanium core. Cost me about 3 grand each, but it’s…Oct 11Oct 11
