Why your March Madness betting is ruining your chippingThere are few sounds in golf more depressing than the dull thud of a chunked chip. It’s the sound of grass being bludgeoned into a shallow…6d ago6d ago
The curious case of cubical wombat droppingsI’m not typically one to question nature’s grand design — after all, giraffes basically wear neckties as a biological imperative — but…Mar 25Mar 25
Uncovering the sinister truth behind motion-activated paper towel dispensersPicture this: you’ve just finished washing your hands in a public restroom, droplets cascading from your fingertips like tiny liquid…Mar 24Mar 24
Elon Musk Acquires Crashed UFO From Government Warehouse, Vows to Reverse Engineer It Using Kona…AREA 51 — Elon Musk has reportedly secured a crashed UFO from a top-secret government warehouse and is using the Kona Blue protocol to…Mar 19Mar 19
TSA agents at Cleveland airport discover live turtle in traveler’s pantsCLEVELAND, OH — Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents at Cleveland Hopkins International Airport had an eventful morning…Mar 15Mar 15
Elon Musk’s Department of Governmental Efficiency to Shut Down 10 National Parks That ‘No One Uses’Elon Musk’s Doge, the Department of Governmental Efficiency, has released its latest report, and it’s bad news for fans of America’s most…Mar 6Mar 6
How Colorado Springs Almost Got the Pikes Peak ThunderBack in the late 1980s, Colorado Springs was this close to landing an NFL franchise: the Pikes Peak Thunder. The idea came about when…Feb 26Feb 26
How to fix your “over the top” golf swing — dodgeball memoriesLet’s talk about the classic golf disaster: swinging “over the top.” If you’re not familiar, this is when your club flails out like an…Feb 21Feb 21
How I became the first senior citizen on Elon Musk’s gov-busting DOGE crewI’ve always wanted to get in on the ground floor of something big. In the ’80s, I thought about buying stock in Apple but spent the money…Feb 121Feb 121
President Trump Launches “Operation Narnia Freedom”: Annexation Part of 100-Day BlitzPresident Trump has announced the official annexation of Narnia. “We’re bringing Narnia into the fold of American greatness,” Trump…Feb 9Feb 9
The new golden age of art and culture?Donald Trump fired the members of the board of trustees at the Kennedy Center, named himself chairman and said he would begin a “New Golden…Feb 8Feb 8
5 defunct local political parties in Colorado SpringsLike Austin, Colorado Springs attracts a certain number of “characters.” The local political scene is no exception. Here are five political…Feb 5Feb 5
The ten toughest teachers in Colorado Springs historyIn a town known for high altitude and high expectations, these legendary educators didn’t just teach — they conquered. With iron wills and…Feb 4Feb 4
Elon Musk Takes Over Department of Long-Haired Dachshunds, Vows to Eliminate ‘Braids, Pigtails, and…Elon Musk, tech mogul and part-time eccentric, has been appointed head of the Department of Long-Haired Dachshunds (DoLHD). The department…Feb 3Feb 3
Musk’s DOGE Declares War on Orange Barrels: “Efficiency Begins at the Cone”Elon Musk’s Department of Governmental Efficiency (DOGE) has officially taken control of the nation’s Department of Orange Barrels (DOB)…Feb 3Feb 3
Ten Ohio seasonsI often see social media influencers showing up on Instagram doing interviews with passersby they accost on the street. Then it happened to…Jan 31Jan 31
The Ballad of Pickleball PeteI should’ve known things were about to go sideways when I pulled my hamstring during my warm-up stretches — reaching for my coffee. But…Jan 30Jan 30
