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A conversation between Boomer Golfer and the Stats Nerd who tried to save him[Scene: The clubhouse patio at Pine Crust Golf Club. One man wears a bucket hat and 1974 Masters windbreaker that smells faintly of cough…1d ago1d ago
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The curious case of cubical wombat droppingsI’m not typically one to question nature’s grand design — after all, giraffes basically wear neckties as a biological imperative — but…Mar 25Mar 25
Uncovering the sinister truth behind motion-activated paper towel dispensersPicture this: you’ve just finished washing your hands in a public restroom, droplets cascading from your fingertips like tiny liquid…Mar 24Mar 24
Elon Musk Acquires Crashed UFO From Government Warehouse, Vows to Reverse Engineer It Using Kona…AREA 51 — Elon Musk has reportedly secured a crashed UFO from a top-secret government warehouse and is using the Kona Blue protocol to…Mar 19Mar 19
TSA agents at Cleveland airport discover live turtle in traveler’s pantsCLEVELAND, OH — Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents at Cleveland Hopkins International Airport had an eventful morning…Mar 15Mar 15
