Why your March Madness betting is ruining your chippingThere are few sounds in golf more depressing than the dull thud of a chunked chip. It’s the sound of grass being bludgeoned into a shallow…5d ago5d ago
The curious case of cubical wombat droppingsI’m not typically one to question nature’s grand design — after all, giraffes basically wear neckties as a biological imperative — but…Mar 25Mar 25
Uncovering the sinister truth behind motion-activated paper towel dispensersPicture this: you’ve just finished washing your hands in a public restroom, droplets cascading from your fingertips like tiny liquid…Mar 24Mar 24
Elon Musk Acquires Crashed UFO From Government Warehouse, Vows to Reverse Engineer It Using Kona…AREA 51 — Elon Musk has reportedly secured a crashed UFO from a top-secret government warehouse and is using the Kona Blue protocol to…Mar 19Mar 19
TSA agents at Cleveland airport discover live turtle in traveler’s pantsCLEVELAND, OH — Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents at Cleveland Hopkins International Airport had an eventful morning…Mar 15Mar 15
Elon Musk’s Department of Governmental Efficiency to Shut Down 10 National Parks That ‘No One Uses’Elon Musk’s Doge, the Department of Governmental Efficiency, has released its latest report, and it’s bad news for fans of America’s most…Mar 6Mar 6
How Colorado Springs Almost Got the Pikes Peak ThunderBack in the late 1980s, Colorado Springs was this close to landing an NFL franchise: the Pikes Peak Thunder. The idea came about when…Feb 26Feb 26
