Joe DitzelElevator ninjaInvasive Thoughts: Sometimes I wonder what would happen if you pressed all the buttons on an elevator and then ninja-rolled into the corner…·1 min read·2 days ago----
Joe DitzelKickin’ ass and writing poetryFun fact: the oldest author in human history is a woman named Enheduanna, a writer, priestess and poet in the 23rd century BCE in ancient…·1 min read·3 days ago----
Joe DitzelThe pits of despairSo there I was, a freelance deliveryman navigating the hilly labyrinth of a college town, where every road looks like a brainteaser and…·2 min read·May 3, 2024----
Joe DitzelHow my apartment’s management turned daily chaos into a blockbuster experienceAt one point in Southern California I lived in an apartment complex that was always an adventure, somewhere between “Survivor” and “The…·3 min read·Apr 26, 2024----
Joe DitzelSparta spanks Athens, the Double Helix is announced, and Henry VIII introduces a new wife-swapping…Here are some notable historical events that happened on April 25:·3 min read·Apr 25, 2024----
Joe DitzelA dog reflects back on his lifeA dog reflects back on his life.·1 min read·Apr 24, 2024----
Joe DitzelGo ahead without me, guys, I’ll catch up with youIn the sweltering heat of ancient Egypt, where pyramids were the hottest real estate and the Nile wasn’t just a river but a lifeline, there…·3 min read·Apr 24, 2024----
Joe DitzelPluto’s Broken Heart: A Celestial Body’s Response to DemotionOnce upon a time, in the cold, distant reaches of our solar system, floated a proud little planet named Pluto. With its icy heart and small…·2 min read·Apr 19, 2024----
Joe DitzelThe Supreme Court’s New Late-Night Legal Advice HotlineIn the continuing commercialization of The Supreme Court, the Court has launched its very own legal advice hotline. For the low, low price…·3 min read·Apr 19, 2024----