Marjorie Taylor Green and Lauren Boebert battle for the Queen of MAGA crown

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert are in an epic battle of the ages to see which one is the most MAGA.

“I’m the most MAGA!” Green yelled as she did 2-story box jumps.

“No, I’m the most MAGA!” Boebert countered as she unleashed five cartwheels while unloading an AR-15 perfectly into a target.

They circled each other. Marjorie employed a boxing stance while Lauren favored a Kung-fu approach. Marjorie lunged and Lauren fell back, reached behind her and pulled a cue stick off the wall, cracking it into Marjorie’s mouth.

Marjorie stumbled back, her hand on her jaw where Lauren’s pool cue had connected. She glared at Lauren, her eyes blazing with anger.

“You wanna play dirty, eh?” Marjorie growled, lunging towards Lauren.

Lauren dodged the attack and grinned. “Bring it on, sister!”

The two women circled each other, fists raised and ready. Marjorie threw a right hook, which Lauren dodged easily, and followed up with a left jab. Lauren blocked the punch and countered with an uppercut that caught Marjorie off guard.

Marjorie stumbled backwards, but quickly regained her footing. She charged forward, tackling Lauren to the ground. The two women grappled, punching and kicking, tearing at each other’s hair.

Marjorie backed up and took a Jui-Jitsu stance. As Lauren came in with a left hook, Marjorie unleashed a series of Jui-Jitsu moves on her, flipping her over and pinning her to the ground.

“You think you’re tough? You think you’re the most MAGA? Trump is going to make me Vice President!” Marjorie taunted, pinning Lauren’s arms to the ground. “I’ll show you what a real MAGA warrior looks like.”

Lauren struggled beneath her, but Marjorie’s grip was too strong. Suddenly, Lauren’s eyes darted to the side, and she let out a sly grin.

“You might be tough, Marjorie, but Trump is just playing you. He’s going with Kari Lake for VP!”

With that, Lauren lifted her leg and delivered a sharp kick to Marjorie’s neck. Marjorie’s grip loosened, allowing Lauren to employ her knowledge of Brazilian Karate which is…